Definitly something a lot of us would love to do. I think it's time to start building up the small arms locker here at work. I wonder if this one would work? Recon CS-6
Oh, and before you really start to think the wrong things, watch the video or follow the link. All weaponry described for use in an office environment provided by NERF, by Hasbro. The only way to win the war against the evil of S.A.L.E.S.
This post not intended for small children, people with no sense of humor, managers, sales people that think they're the best thing to walk the face of the earth, and those who lack the ability to handle sarcasm.