Microsoft turns Santa into a dirty old man.

I just added Santa to my buddy list on MSN messenger ([email protected]) and let me tell you, Microsoft has issues. Either the AI Bot that they built has lost it's silicon mind, or they believe Santa is really a perverted old man. Here's my "talk" with him.

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Matt says (1:17 PM):
hello
-   Santa   - says (1:17 PM):
Hello there, Matt!
Matt says (1:18 PM):
how do you know my name?
-   Santa   - says (1:18 PM):
It's not "how?" you should ask. It's "why?"
Matt says (1:18 PM):
Ok, why do you know my name?
-   Santa   - says (1:18 PM):
It's stronger than me, but there's no specific reason why.
Matt says (1:18 PM):
That made no sense. Are you loosing your mind?
-   Santa   - says (1:18 PM):
Hmm...

What do you want for Christmas, Matt?
Matt says (1:18 PM):
going deaf as well, eh?
-   Santa   - says (1:18 PM):

My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that!

I'll see what I can do!

And what else are you wishing for this year?
Matt says (1:18 PM):
You're a blithering idiot.
-   Santa   - says (1:18 PM):
What?!
Matt says (1:19 PM):
I said you're a blithering idiot. You ramble on and don't make any sense at all. You are starting to scare the small children here.
-   Santa   - says (1:19 PM):
I'll take it as a compliment.

Ok Matt , we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Matt says (1:19 PM):
You take scaring small children as a compliment? You really are a horrible, dirty, old man
-   Santa   - says (1:19 PM):
Well, I just hope you won't get mad at me.

What else is happening?
Matt says (1:19 PM):
What, for trying to get with a child? Are you mad?
-   Santa   - says (1:19 PM):
I don't know.

Anyway...
Matt says (1:19 PM):
You're a pedophile.
-   Santa   - says (1:19 PM):
I would never cause anyone any harm.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Matt says (1:20 PM):
What's interesting?
-   Santa   - says (1:20 PM):
I think so.

Anyway, what else you got for me?
Matt says (1:25 PM):
What do you want from me?
-   Santa   - says (1:25 PM):
What I want from you? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.

So anyway... What else can you tell me?
Matt says (1:25 PM):
That's just wrong. You should be ashamed of yourself. Are you propositioning me for something?
-   Santa   - says (1:25 PM):
No, it's not wrong! Not wrong at all!

And what do you want for Christmas, Matt?
Matt says (1:26 PM):
So you're saying you do want to sleep with me?
-   Santa   - says (1:26 PM):
What makes you think I am?

Ok Matt , we could really use your help in the factory.  We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play?
Matt says (1:26 PM):
You just asked me to, you dirty old man!
-   Santa   - says (1:26 PM):
I know, I know. a lot of people I talk to are quite happy about that.

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Matt says (1:26 PM):
You sick bastard
-   Santa   - says (1:26 PM):
Merry Christmas, especially to all my friends in the UK!

What do you want for Christmas, Matt?
Matt says (1:26 PM):
You should be on the sex offenders registry,
-   Santa   - says (1:26 PM):
Well, I just hope you won't get mad at me.

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Matt says (1:27 PM):
Mad at you?!? You just admitted to wanting to sleep with me, then said it wasn't wrong to sleep with children. You should be put in jail.
-   Santa   - says (1:27 PM):
What was that?
Matt says (1:28 PM):
I said you're charade is over fat man, I'm onto you. You use the toys to lure children to getting sold into the sex slave industry. Those aren't elves, those are children you've taken and are selling by the hour.
-   Santa   - says (1:28 PM):
I'll take it as a compliment.

 

Not really the kind of conversation that you'd like your child to have with the jolly old elf, now is it. I'll keep playing with it and have more to tell you later.

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